Do Not Invade My Yard, Man!
Build your castle. Put your deck together. Defend your lawn from your neighbors.
Trailer transcript and visual description
The trailer is 40 seconds long and in English. There is no narration: title cards and speech bubbles tell the story. The only audio is battle sound from the game during the fight scenes; title cards, dialogue scenes and the end card are silent.
English and German captions can be turned on in the video controls.
- 0:00–0:02 Title card, white text on black:
Your neighbours are little %§!#§.
- 0:02–0:03 Top-down game scene: a meadow framed by forest and small ponds, with a blue castle on the left and a red castle on the right. The neighbour in the red castle says in a speech bubble:
I hate you.
- 0:03–0:05 Title card:
They whine about the smallest things.
- 0:05–0:09 The same meadow: three skeleton warriors walk across the field. The neighbour in the red castle complains in two speech bubbles:
Your skeletons were on my property earlier.
from 0:07:If that happens again, you’ll regret it.
- 0:09–0:10 Title card:
And try to kill you over them.
- 0:10–0:13 A battle between the castles, with the right half of the field under dark fog. A disguised thief sneaks up to the red castle and attacks it while a rain of snakes hits the castle.
- 0:13–0:15 Title card:
So you constantly have to
- 0:15–0:18 A single word on black, then: a tower fires at attacking units in the middle of the field and shots hit; a spider patrols the castle. Word:
shoot
- 0:18–0:22 A single word, then: an ice spell freezes an army of gnomes and their lord; below, a goblin hut produces new units. Word:
freeze
- 0:22–0:26 A single word, then: flames engulf a group of units in the middle; new fighters come out of a dark cave. Word:
burn
- 0:26–0:30 A single word, then: a large explosion hits units near the upper moat while swimmers and fliers pass by; a pig rider keeps running afterwards. Word:
blast
- 0:30–0:36 Title card, then: troops charge across the meadow towards two enemy towers and attack them; scouts and archers keep fighting. Text:
and charge them.
- 0:36–0:40 End card: a wooden sign in front of the forest and castle landscape, showing the “Do Not Touch My Lawn, Man” logo on a scroll and the lines:
Come check it out.
Coming soon on iOS and Android.
Optional in-app purchases.
from 0:38:*No real animals were harmed.
FAQ
Got questions?
What is “Do Not Invade My Yard, Man!”?
A real-time strategy game built around short duels. Grow your economy, defend your castle and send your troops down three lanes towards your opponent’s castle.
Which devices can I play on?
The first release is planned for iPhone and iPad. An Android version is also in development. The game is not publicly available in the stores yet. You’ll find the store links here when it is ready.
How do cards and decks work?
Build your own deck of units, buildings and tactical cards. During a match, draw your hand from that deck and decide when and where to play each card.
Who am I playing against?
At launch, you play against bots. Human online opponents and matchmaking are not part of the first release.
How do I get help?
Email support@donottouchmylawnman.com. You can find support information and the account and data deletion instructions in the footer below.
